Matza Affliction

There's a reason they call it "the bread of affliction"...

As a side note, here's a pro tip: NEVER attempt to feed Matza (especially Shmura Matza) to seagulls. The results are ... disturbing. Let's just put it this way, I hadn't known that birds could puke before, but that day, I learned the hard way - as did everyone else on that stretch of beach...